A quiet loner (Nic Cage) finds himself stranded in a remote town when his car breaks down. Unable to pay for the repairs he needs, he agrees to spend the night cleaning Willy's Wonderland, an abandoned family fun center. But this wonderland has a dark secret that the "The Janitor" is about to discover. He soon finds himself trapped inside Willy's and locked in an epic battle with the possessed animatronic mascots that roam the halls. To survive, he must fight his way through each of them.

Where do I start with this one. Ugh. Now I have always been a fan of Nic Cage. I think he has gotten a bad rap in Hollywood over the past few years, but its hard to defend this choice in movie rolls. This is a horrible movie. Don’t get me wrong, it was tempting to see Cage battle blood thirty animatronic animals in a b-rated horror setting, but this movie was bad on almost all levels. I can see this movie turning into one of those cult classics, just because of its terrible premise and awful storytelling. Best part of this movie, was the fact that Cage did the whole movie without saying a word. Avoid this one at all costs unless you like mindless b-rated blood soaked gore, with awful acting horrible dialog and scenes that make absolutely no sense. If you do decide to watch this one, send me a message with what you thought was the most absurd part of this movie. I have too many to mention.
Ranking 1/10
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